Sometimes to know the difference between good and bad music, you need to know what bad music is all about... Today I dedicate my blog to an artist who has been the KING of Bollywood music for quite some time now, infact even Amitabh Bachan featured with him in one of his songs. To me he commits a felony everytime he sings! I must admit I love the groovy beats or even the music when it comes to his songs, but I came to a very sad conclusion when I deconstructed Felony Sing's lyrics. I despise the lyrics, and believe me when I say this I don't hate Honey Singh, I feel bad for him. I think he is rejected or abused by most of the women around him! I would call him the Taylor Swift of the India.Want to know how? I am using those few songs that I have actually heard. Although I know for these songs all the Punjabi's in the house are going to find me and tie me to chair, make me listen to all his songs until I die of disgust, sorrow (his plight through songs could be heart wrenching)! (Worst death ever)
Here's my list of reasons
1) Dope Shope- If I were to rename this song, I would call it "Drop the shokh, will you?"
The story of a guy who writes a series of letters to a girl who is busy checking someone else out, while sipping on her drink. The funny part is it's a love triangle in that video where there's a guy dancing in the pool with different girls, even Felony Singh doesn't seem to be getting the hints that she is out of his league. Someone please tell him that this is NOT how you impress a girl! She wants to dope, let her! She wants to drink, let her! She's checking someone else out, LET HER. She's just not into you. Another thing is stop using onomatopoeia, girls don't make the 'Gat,'Gat' sound when they drink. And where did the 'Deep Money' come from. All I can tell you is that He's into some 'Deep, deep Shit!'
2)Break up Party- The name says it all, this is yet another story of Felony Sing who got dumped again, now there's something called as 'Rationalization' in psychology, he uses the 'sweet lemons' technique to get over the break up. The video shows us how he enjoyed flushing her picture, drinking till the world ends. While in reality all he was doing was hugging the poor toilet seat and hallucinating about how his ex girlfriend turns into a 'Kaamwali Bai' while he is still a rockstar singing songs about her. (Inspired by Ishq Bector, aren't we?)
3)My final reason is the third and hopefully the last song I have ever heard of Honey Singh aka Felony Sing called 'High Heels'- Let me tell you that here we can actually sense his fear towards girls who wear high heels, he uses onomatopoeia out of sheer fear, when he says 'Tik Tock, Tik Tock!' I feel you Honey. I know it hurts when a girl hits you in the head with her heels, but I also know it's not her mistake. She just wanted to check if you had a brain, or was it just a hollow skull. Of course, we all know what she found. Though I love the way you narrated the story of how she approached you and what you felt, I'm quoting him here-
Pehli baat to ye, jo tu tik tok tik tok chalti hai
Maana ye saari teri high heels ki galti hai
Rok toh jaa tu hang on, ye to bata tu hai kaun
Kahan se aayi hai, kaha ko jaayegi
Pagal ladki mujhe marwayegi
Bas kar ye jalwe na dikha
Ye sab main bahut dekh chukka
Here's my list of reasons
1) Dope Shope- If I were to rename this song, I would call it "Drop the shokh, will you?"
The story of a guy who writes a series of letters to a girl who is busy checking someone else out, while sipping on her drink. The funny part is it's a love triangle in that video where there's a guy dancing in the pool with different girls, even Felony Singh doesn't seem to be getting the hints that she is out of his league. Someone please tell him that this is NOT how you impress a girl! She wants to dope, let her! She wants to drink, let her! She's checking someone else out, LET HER. She's just not into you. Another thing is stop using onomatopoeia, girls don't make the 'Gat,'Gat' sound when they drink. And where did the 'Deep Money' come from. All I can tell you is that He's into some 'Deep, deep Shit!'
3)My final reason is the third and hopefully the last song I have ever heard of Honey Singh aka Felony Sing called 'High Heels'- Let me tell you that here we can actually sense his fear towards girls who wear high heels, he uses onomatopoeia out of sheer fear, when he says 'Tik Tock, Tik Tock!' I feel you Honey. I know it hurts when a girl hits you in the head with her heels, but I also know it's not her mistake. She just wanted to check if you had a brain, or was it just a hollow skull. Of course, we all know what she found. Though I love the way you narrated the story of how she approached you and what you felt, I'm quoting him here-
Pehli baat to ye, jo tu tik tok tik tok chalti hai
Maana ye saari teri high heels ki galti hai
Rok toh jaa tu hang on, ye to bata tu hai kaun
Kahan se aayi hai, kaha ko jaayegi
Pagal ladki mujhe marwayegi
Bas kar ye jalwe na dikha
Ye sab main bahut dekh chukka
Tujh jaisi toh pat jati hai
Phir durghatna ghat jati hai |
| Aur durghatna hui! God knows what you said to the girl this time! |
Personal Note-
Dear Honey Singh, I know it's not your mistake but you think most of the girls like you due to your name. But when a girl says 'Honey' she isn't always hitting on you. You could hire me as an image consultant if you need. But believe me for the love of Sherawali Mata, join some grooming class, get your ears checked. Start writing some lovey dovey crap, it totally sells in Bollywood. These songs may help you with Bollywood, but I know in your head, you feel abused and frustrated. Don't commit anymore Felonies and if you do, try not to sing them. Talk to a therapist. :)
-Sincerely
Rutika :)
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